no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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