She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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