State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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