How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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