TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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