Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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