You can't motorboat a personality
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
