is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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