I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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