Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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