Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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