we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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