She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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