How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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