No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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