So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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