Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize