Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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