how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize
