scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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