so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
