Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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