I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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