Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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