Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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