we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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