she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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