That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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