i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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