12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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