But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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