That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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