He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
