Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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