R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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