my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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