so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Randomize
