you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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