I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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