I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
