we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
