Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
