No awkward lesbian experiences without me
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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