dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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