Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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