dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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