Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
thus making me awesome and them whores
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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