some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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