So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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