GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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