3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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