Moan for me like Helen Keller
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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