This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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