I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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