is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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