nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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