I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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