found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
