I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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