If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
There's even glitter on my cock...
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