My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
